THE SONGS OF
RUMPELSTILTSKIN
THE GOLD SONG
WHAT CAN HIS NAME BE?



(Vocal version)
(Instrumental version)
(Vocal version)
(Instrumental version)


(Vocal version)
(Instrumental version)
I'M JUST WILD ABOUT MOMMY
King:Gold! Did I hear gold?
Miller:      Gold! Did I say gold?
King:       Oh to behold, Straw into gold
Miller:       I was too bold, I spoke of gold

KING’S VERSE:
Oh blessed me, I’m a crafty king.
I take what I can from my underlings
But few can offer me what makes my greedy heart sing.
I’m talkin’ ‘bout an offer of gold … gold … gold
Scintillating gold.
Infinite gold.
Gimme gimme gold.

MILLER’S VERSE:
Oh wretched me, I’m a loose-lipped lout
I’ve put my foot right in my mouth
And now I’m in a bind that I cannot get out of.
All because I promised him gold … gold … gold
Mesmerizing gold.
Tantalizing gold
Glimmering gold

King:     I will line my halls in gold;
    they’ll shine most splendid
Miller:    I will hang on dungeon walls
    when apprehended.
King:     I’ll flaunt my wealth to fellow kings
           with boasts and cackles.
Miller:    I will spend my golden years
            in chains and shackles.
Both:      … all because of gold … gold … gold
     Elemental gold.
     Pretty shiny gold
             Never enough gold.

Alice:            What can his name be, a fella like that?
     With his big red shoes and his green felt hat.
     What can his name be?

      Barney? Frank? David? Hank?
Rumpel: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Alice:     Raymond? Max?
Baby:     Apple Jacks?
Rumpel: Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong again.

     Ho-ho! You’ll never know.
    ‘Cause I’m a foe incognito
     Ha-ha, you probe and grope
     But there’s no hope
     Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Alice:     What can his name be?
Rumpel: What can my name be?
Alice:     What can his name be?
Baby:     What can his name be?

Alice:      What can his name be, a fella like that?
With his big long nose
       and his tooth that’s cracked
What can his name be?

Alice:     Carlos? Juan? Lyle? Shawn?
Rumpel:        Nyet, nyet, nyet. Do you give up yet?
Alice:     Bruno? Brock?
Baby:     Doctor Spock?
Rumpel: Nein, nein, nein. He’ll soon be mine!

     Ho-ho! Why not confess
     You’ll never guess how I’m addressed.
     Ha-ha! You’re in the dark.
     You’ve missed the mark.
     You’re in the wrong ball park

Alice:     Edwin? Troy? Clifford? Roy?
Rumpel: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Alice:     Charley? Ryan?
Baby:     Franken-sti-an?
Rumpel: Nay, nay, nay, nay, no way Jose

Alice:     What can his name be?
Rumpel: What can my name be?
Baby:     What can his name be?
All: What is his/my name?

Baby:       Oh, I’m just wild about Mommy.
Mommy’s wild about me.
She’s even happy changing my nappy
Or bouncing me on her knee.

She’s sweet just like Gerber’s peaches.
       And burps me to a tee.
Oh I’m just wild about Mommy
And Mommy’s wild about 
She can’t live without
Mommy’s wild about me.   

Oh, I’m just wild about Mommy
Even though she can’t dance worth beans.
Alice:       Oh we’re just wild ‘bout each other
Baby:       And that’s what family  
Alice:       That’s what family   
Both:        That’s what family means. 

(Sung by the King & The Miller)
(Sung by Alice, Rumpelstiltskin & the Baby)
(Sung by Alice & the Baby)